I just got an email saying malware was detected at my Wordpress site? Sure dude. Only one dipshit has any access to it and you're trying to convince him there's…

So, every 6ish months or so, I remember I have a website. Well, actually I have several, but mostly this one and another one that I do weird code experiments…

Welcome back! I know, I know. ANOTHER post? So soon? Is the world ending or what? Not that I'm aware. Why? What have you heard? Okay, enough fooling around. Real…

Hey hey! For a hot minute, we were preoccupied with stuff. Lots of important stuff. Like... Ummm... What's that over there!?! *Tries to sneak away while you're looking the other…

Hey! I'm alive! Can you believe it? Me neither! Anyway, where the hell have I been, what the hell am I up to? Things. To be fair, depression has sapped…

Howdy, folks! I know I was going to relaunch my Twitch Channel last Autumn, and we're now in February and it hasn't happened yet. So what the hell? Well, I'll…

Hey fans! All two of you! I know, I've been away forever. My Twitch channel gathers dust, and I've been promising for weeks there would be a relaunch, and every…

Happy Spooky Season, Fright Fiends! I know. I know! Where the hell have I been? Busy. Learning and doing and handling my business. But today, I need to take care…

Sorry, been a while since I've written anything. And today, I'm gonna start by pissing off any Christian readers (well, the unreasonable ones, anyway). It's no secret I'm an atheist.…

Hello, internet! I've started a podcast with my good friend Zeph, and you can find the first three episodes on my Twitch Channel. What's it about? Weird stuff! We start…