I just got an email saying malware was detected at my WordPress site? Sure dude. Only one dipshit has any access to it and you’re trying to convince him there’s a crisis. Momma didn’t raise no fool.

This is what I absolutely detested about AVG and Norton and McAfee. At some point in their life cycle they decided to exploit the motivating fear behind their customer base and get them to upgrade their services with false positives. Now, it would seem whoever this “security advisor for Bluehost” is (note he doesn’t say he actually works at Bluehost, that’s a language trick I was taught when I was a telemarketer), he’s trying the same bullshit.

No fucking thank you.

Sorry to my imaginary friends and followers, I’ve been absent again as of late, but our antagonist “Brandon” at least did me the favor of reminding me to check in. I’m alive! Just dealing with some shit. Sorry for the language. I’ll get back to streaming and all the wonderful madness that’s my brand just as soon as I’m able. Take care!