Howdy! I know, I said I super swore I was done neglecting this thing and then I missed only ALL OF APRIL and MOST OF MAY!!!
To be honest, I had a thing written up about Bigfoot. Well, the Patterson-Gimlin film anyway. There’s a new documentary coming, and in it, the filmmaker had been given a piece of film from somebody whose father had been social with Patterson. Anyway, the film he received is reported to have been locked in a safe or something for the last 60 years. Nobody knew what to expect it would contain. It showed a dry run, a rehearsal, of the now infamous Patty clip, being acted out in Patterson’s back yard, basically.
In short, it was the smoking gun. Patty was a fraud. So, why didn’t I post it? Well, I forgot, mostly. And then I didn’t really care. Lotta things been happening, and the revelation of new evidence debunking the most famous piece of Sasquatch footage ever captured really didn’t do it for me. Didn’t make my top ten of exciting news, and the things that did, I didn’t give a shit to talk about them.
Like the assassination attempt on the President of the United States at the White House Correspondence Dinner, that I’m pretty sure was staged. Bunch of assholes might pile on me to decry this statement as callous and mean, and unpatriotic or whatever. Look, I’m just saying this administration lies about everything, so I’d have to be a complete moron to believe them about this. I’m not saying it definitely did not happen, only that whatever they’ve said about it, fabrication more than truth, almost certainly.
And a month later, another “attempt”. And with each one of these there’s more pressure from the government to get us to accept that tax payers are gonna foot the bill for an ever-increasing budget for a ballroom that they super pink-promised was already fully-funded by super rich donors that just wanted to do something nice for future presidents, because this one isn’t gonna get much use out of it.
And now it’s more expensive than the Astrodome, and militarized fortifications the likes of which seem absolutely ridiculous for a ballroom. But that’s because, and they admit this now, its also a bunker. And probably a miniature data center.
That asshole will probably hide out in it when it is time to remove him from office, if he doesn’t die from heart disease, or a “successful” false flag attack meant to push Congress to passing another billion or so to finish it accidentally actually takes him out.
Now, to be clear, I’m not advocating violence or that anyone actually take him down. Let the heart disease do it. I would hate for his cult to make a martyr out of him the way they’ve been trying to make one of the extreme racist Charlie Kirk. Their heroes really are the worst people on the planet, its embarrassing.
Anyway, been very conspiratorially-minded lately, but it’s hard to help it when you’ve also got them dropping the UFO Disclosure files. Once upon a tiny version of me, that would have been incredible news. Everything the government may have been hiding about the existence of extraterrestrials? You kidding? But because it’s this current administration (see earlier in this post: “this administration lies about everything”), big exaggerated yawn so as to be comical in how obvious I do not give the smallest imaginable fuck about what they have put out. I’ll wait for a different administration with significantly more trustworthy people and far far less incompetence to deliver the same exact news, and then I might look at it.
I would much rather see the unredacted and complete Epstein files released that our government is desperate to keep hidden, and all of his accomplices and conspirators and customers held accountable. And yes, I know there’s people from both political parties in there, and probably enough that we will see a massive amount of turnover with needing to find replacements for everyone who ought to be in jail. And to that I say, great. Have you seen the government recently? It’s already not working, and I think we ought to start the process of replacing what’s broken by taking those assholes and putting them behind bars for the crimes they participated in.
And the Jan6ers too. Lock those assholes back up. They rioted in an attempt to overturn the fair election, and they just get PARDONED? So many have gone on to commit other terrible crimes, its clear they thought the law no longer applies to them because of the pardon. And now, the asshole that gave them a pardon wants a slush fund so he can reward them, at taxpayer expense? The taxpayers they tried to disenfranchise with their insurrection? Fuck all of their mothers.
All the while the Speaker of the House Mike Johnson is also attempting to convince us they NEED to be allowed to commit insider trading, the crime Martha Stewart went to jail for, because $174K isn’t enough to live on while working in Congress. Excuse the fuck out of me and my $50k a year while I tell you to get truly fucking bent, Mike Johnson. Get fleas, you weird Keebler Elf-looking dipshit.
So, yeah. Bigfoot’s fake. But I don’t really even care. Do you?
